yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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