All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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