thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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