I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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