Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
