Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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