where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
