What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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