I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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