Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Randomize
