He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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