There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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