I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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