Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I don't think brook has ever known best
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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