puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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