I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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