TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
