the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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