I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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