love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
What drink are we having for lunch?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
