Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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