I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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