what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
she peed on how many people?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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