therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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