he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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