Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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