The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Randomize
