And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
