sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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