So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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