If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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