At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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