Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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