.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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