they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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