Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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