im gay
i know
yea but for you.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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