Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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