pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Couch. On fire.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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