If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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