Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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