You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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