we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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