Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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