do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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