If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I think your dad took our porno
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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