Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
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