Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
