Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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