franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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