Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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